In the fabric store a cute girl asked: "I'd like to buy this material for my new dress. How much does it cost?"
The sales man was impressed by the girls looks so he answered: "It's not very much. It's only one kiss per yard."
"Oh that's really nice, I'll take ten yards then" happily said the girl.
The guy was quite happy too, he measured the fabric, wrapped it up and offered it to the girl.
She took the package, turned to the older gentleman standing next to her and smiled: "Grandpa will pay the bill."
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